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Q: Who is the best Jedi Gynecologist?

A: O-B-G-Y-N Kenobi


Q: What do you call a scared evil Jedi?

A: A Sithsy

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--The Hermit

Oh my, I not sure if I should groan or make up my own jokes.


Q: What do you call the master of the dark side who disrupts US Elections?

A: Darth Nader


Q: What do you call a furry internet-based cooking appliance?

A: An eWok


Q: Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road?

A: To whine on the other side.

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Dr. Golga Bolg
SWTOR - Golga
Rift - Gnarlwood: Golgar Golgantua Golgate - Retired
WoW - Dalaran: Bolg Golga Virrok All Retired
SWG - Golga Bolg - Doctor (Resident) Retired
Eve - Edge Finn - Limbo
Section 2 - (Former) Director
What am I playing now?: The waiting game

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father-and-son chats...lightsabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face. "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said.

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach. "How do you know?!" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas?!"

Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare. "I felt your presents."

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Liro
"The english language is not a wedding gown, it doesn't get better the more lace you add. It is instead a thong. Less is more." From /.
I need to remind myself of this regularly.

Booooo Rocklar! That was pretty bad!

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Romsuiag (Brad)
Former and Third President of Avian

/cheer

Those are good!