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Arindel
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You're sitting down with your wife and she says she saw something interesting on TV (HBO) and she was wanting your opinion on the following.

It is prefeaced that this is a serious question:

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I was watching this special on HBO about sex clubs. What do you think about them and do you think they have them here in (Insert state you live).


I'll follow up with the actual response. just when you think life was getting dull and routine ;)
And she didn't think I would go ahead with this.

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SWEEEEEEEET!

Maybe she could use some Jedi mind tricks on my wife?!

I've been trying to convince her she's bi for years, no luck so far.

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It's a trap!
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Obo wrote:
Admiral Ackbar wrote:
It's a trap!


Quite right Admiral! :D

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Unfortunately it sounds like she just want's to see what your opinion is on the clubs...if you say you know they have them in your state, you could be screwing your self.

no pun intended...........

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Uhhhhh...I would probably respond with, "why do you ask?"

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perfect response.

Hmm Im not sure. Would be interesting to see what is out there in (insert city).

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Arindel wrote:
wife wrote:
I was watching this special on HBO about sex clubs. What do you think about them and do you think they have them here in (Insert state you live).


My response:
Sex clubs? Sounds painful. What a sick, twisted world we live in when whips, floggers, and riding crops just don't do it for people anymore.

Oh, not that kind of club?

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I'm going with Rommy's answer on this one!

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bigyak wrote:
SWEEEEEEEET!

Maybe she could use some Jedi mind tricks on my wife?!

I've been trying to convince her she's bi for years, no luck so far.


I'm convinced that all females are attracted to other females. If they say they aren't, they're lying.

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I explained your situation to my wife, her response - "I bet she's just trying to see what he says, and if he thinks she's fat."

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Oh sure. Makes perfect sense. :roll: why can't women be rational?

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That question is 100% TRAP !!!!!!!!

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/agrees with Yak

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For sure a Trap, she's a woman right?
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Wait a minute...wasn't your wife out of town for a while recently? :twisted:

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Rocklar wrote:
Wait a minute...wasn't your wife out of town for a while recently? :twisted:

Yeah and she had time to think and access to free HBO.

Well, I obviously felt this came out of right field. you are dating someone for 2 years, engaged for 1 and marrriaed for almost 9 and you think you know them. This is a woman who won't consider going on a rollercoaster, but does like to drive fast.

I started out by having her tell me about the show and then placed in my "Eliza" program for help. For those of you who know what that is. Basially, I asked her to tell me more about it and how it made her feel. Was it the exhibitionist activity or the voyeur that made it more...interesting.

Then went about asking what thoughts she has placed in looking into these things? Legality, crime-factor, does this mean group XXX or wife/husband swapping....blah blah blah

Basically, I took control and had to come out with a win. Where do you think I should have gone from there.

Yes...I am prolonging the thread :)

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*Cheesy conmentators voice*
"Welcome to Avian Relationship Solutions 101, the thread where all your relationship problems are solved"




sorry, it's late!!

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Just get to the part where she hits you over the head with a frying pan or I lock this thread!
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Obo wrote:
Just get to the part where she hits you over the head with a frying pan or I lock this thread!

looks like you may have to lock this thread. But, I promise to keep it to a PG-13 rating.

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I'm still hoping she says "lets try one, baby cakes!" and then you post pictures of you in Fantasy Liquid Latex. Actually, not pictures of you, per se.

I went to an S&M bar in Berlin. The Kit Kat Klub. Oof. I'd tell stories, but none of them are PG-13.... We had to take off all clothes in the front ante room. I'm still amazed that some women could pull cash out to pay for drinks. Had to be either magic, or something very uncomfortable.

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Had to be either magic, or something very uncomfortable.


I can imagine that place wasn't among the favorite customers of the bank people who had to count the money.

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You know, when I'm confronted with similar questions I really just respond with exactly what I'm thinking, and if she get's mad, I just respond..."What, you'd rather I lie?!"

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Damn, that guy is hot!

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Talon1977 wrote:
I'm convinced that all females are attracted to other females. If they say they aren't, they're lying.


I agree with you; but not all other females. I prefer brunettes.

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Talon1977 wrote:
I'm convinced that all females are attracted to other females. If they say they aren't, they're lying.


I agree with you; but not all other females. I prefer brunettes.

:mrgreen:

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and yes it was worth saying twice :P :twisted:

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