Booooo Rocklar! That was pretty bad!
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| Author: | bigyak [ Thu May 26, 2005 1:51 pm ] |
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Q: Who is the best Jedi Gynecologist? A: O-B-G-Y-N Kenobi Q: What do you call a scared evil Jedi? A: A Sithsy |
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| Author: | Golga Bolg [ Thu May 26, 2005 2:06 pm ] |
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Oh my, I not sure if I should groan or make up my own jokes. Q: What do you call the master of the dark side who disrupts US Elections? A: Darth Nader Q: What do you call a furry internet-based cooking appliance? A: An eWok Q: Why did Luke Skywalker cross the road? A: To whine on the other side. |
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| Author: | Rocklar [ Sun May 29, 2005 12:13 am ] |
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father-and-son chats...lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face. "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said. Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach. "How do you know?!" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas?!" Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare. "I felt your presents." |
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| Author: | Romsuiag [ Sun May 29, 2005 7:06 pm ] |
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Booooo Rocklar! That was pretty bad!
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| Author: | Cyrus Rex [ Mon May 30, 2005 9:36 am ] |
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/cheer Those are good!
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