Avian Gamers Network

I caught a flicker in my motion detecting view just as a particularly stealthy spy pulled Sam Fisher's "Grab Character" move on me. From my perspective there was some blurring of the screen and a message informing me that 'militaryfanatasistTodd' had got me in a headlock. So I waited for the inevitable crack as my character's neck was broken sending me to the spawn point but it didn't come. Instead he whispered in my ear "One false move and I'll break your neck". Now, frankly, there's no need for that... I mean literally, it has no consequence in the game. The only conclusion I can draw is that the perpetrator was 'getting into it' a bit too much. The last thing I want on a Saturday morning is some spotty adolescent with a Sam Fisher fixation rubbing his virtual erection in the small of my back. I felt soiled and had to go and have a shower.