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and there is a big sign over the bar that reads:
WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE !!
Well, the strings were pretty thirsty, so the first string strolls up to the bartender and orders 3 beers.
The bartender points to the sign and says "We don't serve your kind round here, get out ya' filthy string.."
So, undaunted, the second string decides he is gonna give it a whirl.
He walks up to the bartender and says " Hey there buddy, hows about three beers for me and my two twine friends over there..."
The bartender simply points to the sign and says "Listen, I told your buddy we don't serve your kind round here, now get out"
Well, the third string was not going to go down so easy, so he begins to make his way to the bar, but on his way there, he begins to shake and contort and move all over the place.
When he gets to the bar, he calmly orders 3 beers from the bar keep.
The bartender says " Hey, I done told your friends already, we don't server strings round here, and you are a string, right?"
The third string simply answers "Frayed Knot".....
Thank you, thank you, be here all week...
Tip your waitress...
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. then again its one of the best jokes around the forums lately 
