At which point the naked ghost of Heath Ledger gave Reng a lap dance.
How's it going Reng? As you can see, we've missed you.
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| Author: | Raptore [ Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Long Awaited Return of the Sentence Story |
One day, the great Reng Kole decided to share his wisdom with the world. Pirho Raptore Former Section 3 Director Lvl 70 Druid Sometimes Game Designer |
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| Author: | X2-PB [ Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:19 pm ] |
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He had had an epiphany. |
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| Author: | Cordalis [ Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:42 pm ] |
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This epiphany was brought on while he was reading a book from the great library of his ancestors, and it caused him to exlaim... |
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| Author: | Onto Kracken [ Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:02 am ] |
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"Great gobbering space slugs!" |
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| Author: | X2-PB [ Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:13 am ] |
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He had found the answer. |
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| Author: | Rocklar [ Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:05 pm ] |
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Unfortunately, the question remained elusive. |
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| Author: | Azzameen85 [ Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:07 am ] |
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So therefore, he decided... |
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| Author: | Flyoc [ Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:19 pm ] |
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to sit down under an appletree. |
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| Author: | Cordalis [ Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:37 pm ] |
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As he sat under that tree, and watched the clouds roll by in the purple tinted sky of the early morn, a distant memory from his past came drifting into his thoughts... |
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| Author: | Angelus [ Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:09 pm ] |
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"What ever happened to that Stacy Stevens from grade 6?" |
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| Author: | Tetran [ Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:46 pm ] |
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Little did he know that Stacy Stevens was now known as Ron and worked in accounting. |
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| Author: | Master Gui-Jan [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:16 am ] |
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And as Ron just happened to walk by, Reng remembered that first time he kissed Stacy |
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| Author: | Azzameen85 [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:31 am ] |
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Realizing it, he fell to his knees. |
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| Author: | X2-PB [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:54 am ] |
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And decided to go read a book. |
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| Author: | Master Gui-Jan [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:24 pm ] |
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His friend recommended a western titled Brokeback Mountain |
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| Author: | TheMole [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:41 pm ] |
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So Ron sat down to read the book, naked. |
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| Author: | Cordalis [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:24 pm ] |
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...as he pondered the distance between each hair on his oversized testacles...he got back to reading the book and realized a key point to the story...which was.... |
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| Author: | Tetran [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:41 pm ] |
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...that livestock wrangling is becoming a lost art. |
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| Author: | Flyoc [ Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:32 am ] |
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Thus, he put a Jimmy Hendrix vinyl record in his sound system, |
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| Author: | TheMole [ Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:53 am ] |
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and, still naked, played air guitar to All Along the Watchtower. |
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| Author: | Talon1977 [ Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:00 am ] |
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To his surprise, his naked Jimmy Hendrix tribute was rudely interrupted by the ghost of Heath Ledger, who appeared to also be naked. |
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| Author: | Tetran [ Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:06 pm ] |
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He heard the faint, nether-worldly mutters of what sounded a lot like "tooooo sooooooon....." |
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| Author: | Reng_Kole [ Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:52 pm ] |
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And to the spirits of the wind he asked, "What is this nonsense I hear?" |
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| Author: | Master Gui-Jan [ Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:47 am ] |
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At which point the naked ghost of Heath Ledger gave Reng a lap dance. How's it going Reng? As you can see, we've missed you.
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