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Eyonix
I am Eyonix, your Senior Community Manager. From now on, you will post only when you can be constructive, and the first and last words in your post will be "Sir!" Do you trolls understand that?

Trolls
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
If you trolls avoid violating the TOS, if you can wait for battlegrounds...you will enjoy the game, you will be addicted fanbois, praying for the next patch. But until that day you are noobs! You're never going to get in groups. You are not even able to fill your class role! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of murloc feces! Because I will lock your threads, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the less you will post. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no class bias here! I do not look down on warlocks, druids, or warriors. Here you are all equally worthless! And my job is to weed out all non-constructive posts who do not meet the standards for appearing in this forum! Do you trolls understand that?

Trolls
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
What's your name, scumbag?

LordGimmle
Sir, LordGimmle, sir!

Eyonix
I don't think so! That's a TOS violation! From now on you're Hengirtam! Do you like that name?

Hengritam
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Hengritam! I've temp-banned your account!

Hengritam
Sir, yes, sir!

Level 1 Paladin Alt
I think warriors need some love. Nerf paladins.

Eyonix
Where'd you post that? Where'd you post that? Who's the 3rd party app using, packet-sniffing, proxy-server exploiting crack-head, who's just asking for a perm-ban? Nobody, huh?! Some underpowered warlock said it! I will lock all your threads until they die! I'll have them nerf you so hard a level 5 murloc would be more fun to play!

Eyonix
Was it you, you scroungy little troll, huh?!

Random Tauren Warrior
Sir, no, sir!

Eyonix
You little piece of trash! You look like a whining troll! I'll bet it was you!

Random Tauren Warrior
Sir, no, sir!

Killah
Sir, I posted it, sir!

Eyonix
Well ... no kidding. What have we got here, a disgruntled warrior? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and play my paladin.

Eyonix
You little scumbag! I've got your account name! I've got your ass! You will not troll! You will not whine! You will learn to play your class 'as intended'! I will teach you. Now shut up! Go play an alt! You had best make a paladin alt or I will delete all your items and rename you Tracy!

Killah
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
Killah, why did you decide to play WoW?

Killah
Sir, to PvP, sir!

Eyonix
So you're a ganker!

Killah
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
Let's duel!

Killah
Sir?

Eyonix
You've got a PvP talent build? Duel me!

Killah
Aaaaaaaagh!

Eyonix
Weak sauce! You didn't hit me! Let me see you try again!

Killah
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

Eyonix
You didn't scratch me! Work on it!

Killah
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
What's your excuse?

Revenant
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

Eyonix
I'm the one making excuses for the servers being down here!

Revenant
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
Well thank you very much! Can I moderate the forum for a while?

Revenant
Sir, yes, sir!

Eyonix
Are you disappointed with your class?

Revenant
Sir, I am, sir!

Eyonix
Do I make you want to re-roll a paladin?

Revenant
Sir!

Eyonix
Sir, what? Were you about to call me a fanboi?!

Revenant
Sir, no, sir!

Eyonix
What server do you play on, Revenant?

Revenant
Sir, Argent Dawn, sir!

Eyonix
Argent Dawn? I didn't know there were any problems with that server! And you're trying to tell me you didn't have to wait in a queue, huh?

Revenant
Sir, no, sir.

Eyonix
I don't believe it! They were supposed to lower the population cap on that server to help with the lag. I think you've been cheated!

Eyonix
What class do you play on anyway, Revenant?

Revenant
Sir, Druid, sir!

Eyonix
Holy shapeshifter! A druid! Only cows and fairies can be druids, Revenant! And you don't look much like a Tauren to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you stay in cat form because it's cool and let your party wipe?

Revenant
Sir, no, sir!

Eyonix
Are you a ninja-looter?

Revenant
Sir, no, sir!

Eyonix
I'll bet you're the kind of druid that would roll on an epic plate helm and then pretend it was an accident! I'll be watching you!