Avian Gamers Network

Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
A Ninjarrrrrrr!

What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!

Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
To the baaahhhrrr!

What sexually transmitted diseases do pirates get?
Chlamydia-rrr!

What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!

What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!

Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was to fARRRRrrrgghh!

What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!

What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"

Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.

What do pirates do in the evenings?
Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!

Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!


A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"


Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"

_________________

i liked the one where the ocean was made out of rum, thats my kind of parrot

and a pirate+ninja will be a pirateninja/ninjapirate(www.uncyclopedia.org search funcion on the left, lots about pirates and ninjas)

the AAAARRRRR jokes are pretty lame, still fun after a bit of alcohol though

il add something


a pirate captain with an eyepatch, a hook and a pegleg walks into a bar, he orders the finest rum and the barkeep begins to talk to him, after a while he asks, how did you get that pegleg?
i got hit by a cannonball when me ship was attacked
and how did you get your hook, the barkeep asks
fighting over 10 gaurds at one time at a prison break
the barkeep says, amazing, how did you get the eyepatch then?
the pirate says, a bird shit in my eye
the barkeep asks, can a bird do that?
the pirate then says: it was my first day with the hook....

i hope other people will add some to the thread, you can never have enough pirate jokes

My forte is for bad/lame jokes... arrrrrrr.

_________________

Nice new tag.

_________________
Deak
SWTOR - Spicerunner Legacy - Smuggler - RETIRED
Rift - Decipher - Paragon - RETIRED | WAR - Frenzyof Energy - Shaman - RETIRED
WoW - Fire Mage - RETIRED | SWG - Weaponsmith - RETIRED
MMOGGLER™ for online gamers

ROFLMAO

/poke Z....

Arrrrr...

_________________

HA! I annoyed all my co-workers all day yesterday with these and 'Your mothAAAHHHRRRRR!!' seems to have caught on.

_________________
Moge

So did Ophra's buttcrack!

_________________