To Whom it May Concern:
I politely request that the Avian Eve board be shut down. You see (violin plays), I am trying to be good. I canceled all my gaming accounts a few months ago to put all my focus on my job. I have found that this to be very successful. At least, until recently when all these enticing and exciting posts and pictures from Eve have started to appear on this forum.
because I have zero self-control and it is much easier to blame others for my own faults and weaknesses I therefore appeal the the Associate of the Mothers of America to close this forum down...for the children.
Do what is right and allow the weakness of one to ruin the fun for all.
If that fails than I must ask you this:
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests
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