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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A lot 14%  14%  [ 3 ]
A little 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
An olive branch only a quarter of inch in diameter 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
An olive branch an inch in diameter 9%  9%  [ 2 ]
Two toothpicks superglued together 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
A trout (in a woodbox) 41%  41%  [ 9 ]
A little less than a little 27%  27%  [ 6 ]
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Royur_Agnor
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I really would like everyones opinion on this.

Its late, I'm bored, and this was the first thing that came to mind

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African or European woodchuck?

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I imagine a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck (or felt like chucking at the time. Appetites vary during the day). :P

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I said olive branch 1/4 of an inch in diameter, because you know hes going to eat the Olives too.

I vaguley remember making this thread last night, but wow. :shock:

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Of course the poll would go that way... speaking of the court jester, where is Orbie?
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If a woodchuck would chuck, could chuck wood, than woodchuck would chuck so much wood.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Thats the real thing.

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But "would" can change depending on the woodchuck, some may like to chuck more than others, thats why I was asking what was the full capacity of wood that could be chucked by a woodchuck.

Ok I'm starting to get lost now.

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iansav0 wrote:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Thats the real thing.

Actually, the saying is:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The key to this statement is the fact that a woodchuck can't "chuck" wood. It's a tongue twister that is also a play on an innacurately named animal.

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Well I always heard the end to that tounge twister as
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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I think a woodchuck would chuck a lot varying by the size of his teeth. :mrgreen:
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Well to be named a woodchuck it would have to be able to chuck alot of wood to earn its name. Seeing as the Beaver can chuck alot of wood and it is not specifical a "woodchuck" then the woodchuck must be able to chuck at least more wood than a beaver. :D
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